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Basic Smileys

:-) Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over e-mail. 

;-) Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley. 

:-( Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.

:-I Indifferent smiley. Better than a :-( but not quite as good as a :-). 

:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a ;-). 

>:-> User just made a really devilish remark. 

>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

Widely used Smileys

(-: User is left handed. 

%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight. 

:*) User is drunk. 

[:] User is a robot. 

8-) User is wearing sunglasses. 

B:-) Sunglasses on head. 

::-) User wears normal glasses. 

B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses. 

8:-) User is a little girl. 

:-)-8 User is a Big girl. 

:-{) User has a mustache. 

:-{ 2 User wears lipstick. 

{:-) User wears a toupee. 

}:-( Toupee in an updraft. 

:-[ User is a vampire. 

:-E Bucktoothed vampire. 

:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing. 

:-7 User juust made a wry statement. 

:-* User just ate something sour. 

:-)~ User drools. 

:-~) User has a cold. 

:'-( User is crying. 

:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying. 

:-@ User is screaming. 

:-# User wears braces. 

:^) User has a broken nose. 

:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way. 

:_) User's nose is sliding off of his face. 

:<) User is from an Ivy League School. 

:-& User is tongue tied. 

=:-) User is a hosehead. 

-:-) User is a punk rocker. 

-:-( Real punk rockers don't smile. 

:=) User has two noses. 

+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office. 

`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning. 

,:-) Same thing...other side. 

|-I User is asleep. 

|-O User is yawning/snoring. 

:-Q User is a smoker. 

:-? User smokes a pipe. 

O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) 

O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least). 

:-` User spitting out its chewing tobacco. 

:-S User just made an incoherent statement. 

:-D User is laughing (at you!) 

:-X User's lips are sealed. 

:-C User is really bummed. 

<|-) User is Chinese. 

<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes. 

:-/ User is skeptical. 

C=:-) User is a chef. 

@= User is pro-nuclear war. 

*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat. 

:-o Uh oh! \

(8-o It's Mr. Bill! 

*:o) And Bozo the Clown! 

3:] Pet smiley. 

3:[ Mean Pet smiley. 

d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. 

E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator. 

:-9 User is licking his/her lips. 

%-6 User is braindead. 

[:-) User is wearing a walkman. 

(:I User is an egghead. 

<:-I User is a dunce. 

K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie. 

@:-) User is wearing a turban. 

:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) 

:-: Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley. 

.-) User only has one eye. 

,-) Ditto...but he's winking. 

X-( User just died. 

8 :-) User is a wizard. 

-=* :-) User is a TeX wizard. 

Midget Smileys

:) Midget smiley. 

:] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend. 

=) Variation on a theme... 

:} What should we call these? (what?) 

:) Happy. 

:> What? 

:@ What? 

:D Laughter. 

:I Hmmm... 

:( Sad. 

:[ Real Downer. 

:< What? 

:{ What? 

:O Yelling. 

:C What? 

:Q What? 

:,( Crying. 

[] Hugs and ... 

:* Kisses. 

|I Asleep. 

^o Snoring. 

Mega Smileys

C= 2>;*{)) A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin. 

}:^#}) Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin. 

Usenet Smileys

~~:-( Net.flame 

O |-) Net.religion 

8 :-I Net.unix-wizards 

X-( Net.suicide 

E-:-I Net.ham-radio 

Emotional Smileys

:-) ha ha 

|-) hee hee 

|-D ho ho 

:-> hey hey 

:-( boo hoo 

:-I hmmm 

:-O oops 

:-P nyahhhh! 

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